German Humor Jokes

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German humor jokes. A man goes to the doctor and says doctor i poop every morning at seven. We have over 150 categories of jokes on our main page. If you thought that the germans are not a funny group then check out these hilarious jokes and have a laugh. The waiter arrives promptly to take his order.

You say beforeyesterday and overtomorrow instead of the day before yesterday and the day after tomorrow. A guest arrives at a restaurant and decides to order his meal. A man says to his waiter excuse me sir this coffee is cold to which the. You know you re german when.

Because a house can t jump. Kann ein känguru höher als ein haus springen. Keep it classy deutschland. A mister in german refers to someone who clears away animal excrement.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. Most cultures have jokes that make fun of the man and german culture is no. 11 jokes only germans will understand technically speaking. Guys don t have balls they have eggs.

6 types of jokes in german to fuel learning with laughter 1. Because a house can t jump. This german joke is a play on the english word mr and the german word mister. A collection of short funny german related jokes.